But I am sorry men, I really am, I know it goes against all our natural modesty, unwillingness to be judged by our fellow man, and the lessons we've been taught by the media over decades of ‘consensual sex with females is undesirable’ propaganda, but it seems that our hands may have been forced:
- Admit you like rape and you may lose a couple of stand up gigs!
- Admit masturbation is ok and you may get hauled out of a cinema – on the week Step Up Revolution is released!
- Admit gay sex is your style and an old man will start chucking chicken nuggets at you - only without any dipping sauce! The horror.
‘I sometimes think thoughts concerning the consensual exchange of “special cuddles” between a man of legal age and a woman of legal age in a secure private location with the blinds closed and music playing so as to cover any noises made by the “special cuddles” but not so loud as to disturb the neighbors in a way which could result in a door being knocked on, and these are thoughts that I have been known to find occasionally positive in nature’
Ps. Hey hip hop community, don't ruin it by making it all crude, ok?