It’s hippopotamus day here on the Fantastical everyone, so time for yet another run of fun hippopotamus fact funs!
Fun fact funs one:
If you put a pair of suit pants on a hippopotamus and then take it to the suit shop where you bought the pants, and ask it to pick out a jacket, it will instinctively choose the suit jacket which exactly matches the pants!
Hell yeah!
Please note: This only works if both pant and jacket pockets are overflowing with full sized ripe watermelons.
Please note 2: If you get the inseam of hippos pants even one inch too short it will bite your face off.
Please note 3: Hippos generally don’t like wearing pants.
Please note 4: Even in a nice, finally tailored, matching professional business suit, hippos are rarely good at offering sound financial advice.
Please note 5: Just be sensible with your Hippopotamuses please people, PLEASE!
Fun Facts Fun Two:
Some Hippopotamus have teeth!
Who knew?
Hell Yeah!
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| Photo: A Hippopotamus in pants |
