Ahhhh, the question I ask myself four hundred and ninety times a day.
The reality is, that the answer is, to this question is, while the soda does fizz (ok you've lost the rhythm you loser)
I want to use my creativity to do things which have never been done before
To cross over the fine line between cliche and originality
To entertain in the fleeting moment, and ultimately create something which resonates in a way that it will last forever
To be unique
And you know eventually use this to accumulate wealth and sex on demand, or at least have some people say 'ah yeah, that was good en that'
How about you?
Life is short. Or perhaps it lasts for a really, really long time. No one is really sure. Which sucks. If they can't figure that out definitively then what else don't we really know? The perfect size for a jar? What a fuckin' miserable thought. Fuck that. Instead here are the silly, weird, unhinged, absurd, silly, stupid, completely unrelated to hinges (moslty), poorly edited, outpourings and thought vomits of a silly idiotic teddy-bear of a dickhead. Staring David 'Pinky-Von-Sox' Tieck