Monday, December 14, 2015

Sexy Ears

'More sets, I said bigger, more lavish and more elaborate SETS'! 

Stan Johnson, the Greek God of Television, Film and Advertisement, had recently returned to earth for the first time in forty-three years, and was sitting down to watch a montage put together to show how the industry had so proudly ran with the advice he'd given as he departed from his previous visit. 

'Can't you fucking assholes listen?' He screamed, right as the montage was reaching footage from the 80s 'I'm not a prude or anything, I just like well made sets' he added, whimpering. 

He now began to cry, as he jerked off to topless ladies in scenes from The Night Of The Living Dead. It was turning out to be one of his top five strangest earth visits ever.