Sunday, May 17, 2015

Did the world end?

Things I think I'd think if I hypothetically accidentally slept till 1020pm:

- The clock says 10:20 so why is it dark out?
- Fuck my clocks broken. 
- Ok my watch says 1020 too. 
- Could both be broken?
- Oh, wait it's just still 1020 at night I can go back to sleep, thank fuck. 
- Wait, I didn't go to bed till 3am, it can't be still 1020pm.
- But it IS 1020.
- This makes no sense. 
- Is it just still dark at 1020am.
- What time of the year is it?
- Did the world end? 
- Or just the sun? 
- Surely that'd make noise?
- What's going on?
- Oh holy hell. It's 1020pm the NEXT day. 
- That's, fuck, what the hell?
- That's pathetic.
- No one can EVER know. 
- Fuck, I just want to go back to sleep and pretend this day never existed. 
- Which it basically didn't. 
- Fuck it. 
- Ah man, but I have to do my daily blog. 
- I can't think of anything. 
- I could write about 'this'. 
- But no one can ever know.
- Can I later pretend this is just a 'hypothetical' situation so I don't feel so embarrassed.
- Yep. Done. 
- Boom.