Life is short. Or perhaps it lasts for a really, really long time. No one is really sure. Which sucks. If they can't figure that out definitively then what else don't we know? The perfect size for a jar? Fuck that. Instead here are the silly, weird, unhinged, absurd, silly, stupid, completely unrelated to hinges (moslty), poorly edited, outpourings and thought vomits of a silly idiotic teddy-bear of a dickhead. Staring Dave "Davey" David Tieck
Friday, July 12, 2019
Wednesday, July 10, 2019
Tuesday, July 2, 2019
No way
Wait (ha ha) just a god dang minute. I just heard a rumor, and I’m sure it’s just a rumor, but your know the ol’ sayin’ “it a rumor it be, then truly, I’m not joking buddy, getting stung from a bee f’n hurts dick” and I’ve BEEN stung from
a bee, and BY a bee, so I believe this shit. So the rumor my friends is this - Elephants remember at least the occasional thing somethings
“No way” I hear you yell.
“It’s a rumor” I reply.
Now. See that beehive? The one over there? Want to insert it into your urethra?
No you don’t!
The lesson is clear.
Elephants are MORE than anyone has ever imagined before. This isn’t the end of this. You can be sure of that. (Ha Ha) God dang right it isn’t...
a bee, and BY a bee, so I believe this shit. So the rumor my friends is this - Elephants remember at least the occasional thing somethings
“No way” I hear you yell.
“It’s a rumor” I reply.
Now. See that beehive? The one over there? Want to insert it into your urethra?
No you don’t!
The lesson is clear.
Elephants are MORE than anyone has ever imagined before. This isn’t the end of this. You can be sure of that. (Ha Ha) God dang right it isn’t...
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