Two of my best friends and my Ok, intriguing: Hell Yeah! co-hosts birthdays are this week, yay. Happy birthday Faith and Eliza!!!!
So here are some things you may not know about presents
- If you're at a bridal shower dealy and you're on a TV show always buy a vibrator for a gift because that will shock the older ladies you didn't think were going to be there (older ladies on TV only use fingers when cleaning out their ears, cue-tips can cause ear infections, if you know what I mean).
- If the person whom your celebrating works in the steel mines don't buy him the DVD of 'Remington Steel' unless you're POSITIVE he uses a Remington shaver, otherwise no one will get the joke and you've wasted your hard earned gift giving responsibilities
- Always joke around about what you got your friend as a gift by saying things like 'we got a hat from Rip Curl, a pack of condoms for people with tiny penises, and a Whitesnake t-shirt, ha ha ha ha, just kidding' when in fact you're not kidding, cause that way they get to go 'thank fuck you're joking, I'd hate all those girfts' before awkwardly opening them in front of everyone (this actually happened to me when I was younger)(please note except for the condoms I don't actually remember what the rest of the gifts were, too mortified to memory bank that one)(please note also that a Whitesnake t-shirt would suck, but tiny condoms, mmm mmm snug)
- If it's a birthday and they are older than they want to be always get them one of those cards which say 'happy birthday old man!!!' that way you won't be invited back next year, and you don't have to hear them whine about how old they now are (please note I whine about how old I am every year, at least come to my party you pricks)
- If you can't afford a present make a fake coupon book of annoying chores, then wrap it up and put her boyfriends name on the card, cause why would your friend make you buy his girlfriend a present, weirdo
Anyone got any weird/awful/awesome present stories?
Life is short. Or perhaps it lasts for a really, really long time. No one is really sure. Which sucks. If they can't figure that out definitively then what else don't we know? The perfect size for a jar? Fuck that. Instead here are the silly, weird, unhinged, absurd, silly, stupid, completely unrelated to hinges (moslty), poorly edited, outpourings and thought vomits of a silly idiotic teddy-bear of a dickhead. Staring Dave "Davey" David Tieck
Showing posts with label faith willman. Show all posts
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Friday, July 2, 2010
Monday, June 28, 2010
Oh damn, I forgot all about this!!!
Its the links to our show this week.
Ok, intriguing: Hell Yeah! - the sunburned edition :)
Faith is back, we have two special guests, and we explore wrong in all its forms as always, hope you enjoy.
Part one
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/7897837
Part two
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/7898763
Ok, intriguing: Hell Yeah! - the sunburned edition :)
Faith is back, we have two special guests, and we explore wrong in all its forms as always, hope you enjoy.
Part one
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/7897837
Part two
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/7898763
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Do you have faith in magic?
In sad news this week, Ok, intriguing: Hell Yeah! has lost its Faith. It's literal Faith. Yes the beautiful Faith Willman will be at a wedding this Friday, and for our first time having to deal with a loss of Faith, the magical questionnaire this week is all about loss of faith.
What's something you've had faith in at some point of your life and lost?
Something I have faith in right now is ____________? Because _____________
One thing that should never be given for a prize is ______________
Come check out the show, we will probably have a very special guest co-host, and intriguing stuff, and hell yeah stuff, all the good dealies :)
6pm California time Friday, Noon Sydney Saturday (I think), 9pm NYC time Friday
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ok-intriguing-hell-yeah
What's something you've had faith in at some point of your life and lost?
Something I have faith in right now is ____________? Because _____________
One thing that should never be given for a prize is ______________
Come check out the show, we will probably have a very special guest co-host, and intriguing stuff, and hell yeah stuff, all the good dealies :)
6pm California time Friday, Noon Sydney Saturday (I think), 9pm NYC time Friday
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ok-intriguing-hell-yeah
Friday, May 21, 2010
Movie Magic
The Cannes film festival has been all kinds of wonderful and exhausting and crazy and fun, and quite frankly its time for us to have a very special edition of Ok, intriguing: Hell Yeah! live from the Cannes film festival!!!!!
So here it is, the movie centric magical questionnaire
Whats your all time favorite movie quote?
What do you think is the most annoying movie cliche?
My all time favorite movie is 'Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind' which posed the question - would you erase the memories of your ex if you could?
What would you erase from your memory if you could?
Whats the worst thing you have ever wanted to do to an ex?
What movies have you seen which make you ponder about life?
Got any questions about Cannes for us?
I'm not sure when we will do this show (time difference, internet access problems, power problems, the fact we're partying tonnes) but we will be live and interactive, and we might just go for a long time this time, I think we have stuff to talk about, so keep your eye out and I'll let you know when to watch.
Cheers!
So here it is, the movie centric magical questionnaire
Whats your all time favorite movie quote?
What do you think is the most annoying movie cliche?
My all time favorite movie is 'Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind' which posed the question - would you erase the memories of your ex if you could?
What would you erase from your memory if you could?
Whats the worst thing you have ever wanted to do to an ex?
What movies have you seen which make you ponder about life?
Got any questions about Cannes for us?
I'm not sure when we will do this show (time difference, internet access problems, power problems, the fact we're partying tonnes) but we will be live and interactive, and we might just go for a long time this time, I think we have stuff to talk about, so keep your eye out and I'll let you know when to watch.
Cheers!
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Time for a change Faithy Faith and Davey Dave
Miss Faith Willman and I will be shortly filming a pilot for a new travel show based on my book. As part of our preparations we got a hair style dealy around to, you know, fix us :)
Here is the beginnings of a lovely day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz5FKAcdaRY
Ready for a change
[Ready for a change]
Um yeah, that's a freakin' mess, cut your own hair for two years Dave, really? Shut the fuck up David
[Yeah thats a fucking mess, great job Dave cut your own hair for 2 years, fuck off David]
Although did have some glorious moments
[In its full glory]
Going for a big change can be nerve wracking, especially if you look down and see a pasty white chest and you live in Southern California
[Anxiously wishing his chest wasn't so pasty white]
Yet if the right person is doing the job the during can be quite enjoyable ;)
[I am happy for some reason, any guesses?]
But then eventually you look towards the floor and see this
[The aftermath]
And not for any Lost or 24 type TV cliffhangers or anything, you tell everyone to wait for a little while to see the results, just cause Faithy had to go out you know, so we couldn't get all the results yet, sorry
Here is the beginnings of a lovely day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz5FKAcdaRY
Ready for a change
[Ready for a change]
Um yeah, that's a freakin' mess, cut your own hair for two years Dave, really? Shut the fuck up David
[Yeah thats a fucking mess, great job Dave cut your own hair for 2 years, fuck off David]
Although did have some glorious moments
[In its full glory]
Going for a big change can be nerve wracking, especially if you look down and see a pasty white chest and you live in Southern California
[Anxiously wishing his chest wasn't so pasty white]
Yet if the right person is doing the job the during can be quite enjoyable ;)
[I am happy for some reason, any guesses?]
But then eventually you look towards the floor and see this
[The aftermath]
And not for any Lost or 24 type TV cliffhangers or anything, you tell everyone to wait for a little while to see the results, just cause Faithy had to go out you know, so we couldn't get all the results yet, sorry
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