The Best Day of my Life initiative – I didn’t expect that

Hello everybody, today was the best day of my life. Now normally I write that and then I poetically wax lyrical in beautiful detail about why it is that this day was in fact the best day of my life. But living everyday as if it is the best day of your life isn’t all about looking backwards. Oh no, of course not. How could it possibly be?

It’s about living in the now of course.

But it’s also about looking forward to the future.

Well it’s mostly about living in the now, and realizing that every thing that has ever happened in your life, every thought, action, idea, journey, experiment, hope, gift, smell, they have all led to this exact moment, so why not treat it as if it is the best moment of your life. It ALL led to this.

But it’s also about looking forward to the future.

Because that’s what I thought would be fun to write about right now.

Nope I can’t do it. I am stuck in the rabbit hole of thinking of the now. I keep trying to let my brain go out on one of it’s flights of fancy, as inspired by my experiences of the best day of my life, yet not necessarily literally about that, but right now I am stuck on right now and right now I am writing here on my laptop.

Let’s explore Dave, what are you trying to avoid. Let’s talk it out:

-       I feel like I should go to bed soon, not that I am tired, or have any particular reason why I should be going to bed.

-       I need to brush my teeth.

-       I wish for a beverage.

-       I’m upset at myself, or frustrated at least, that this is the direction my blog is going in today.

-       I am upset with myself for being upset with myself over this.

-       Just be real Dave, it’s ok.

-       Yes, but I want to be creative, I love flights of fantasy. That’s joy to me. That’s why this stuff is the best day of my life. I don’t want to be real.

-       It’s ok David, it is.

-       Yeah, but, it’s not what I wanted to do today.

-       It doesn’t matter, be real, it’s good for you.

-       I shouldn’t have put this in point form. I should have made this dialogue.

-       Let it go.

-       No.

-       Yes.

-       Really?

-       It’s ok, it’s ok.

-       It doesn’t feel ok.

-       If it’s not ok then how can it be the best day of your life?

-       You sneaky motherfucker.

-       Is it ‘flight of fancy’ or ‘flight of fantasy’?

-       It’s whatever you want it to be. Everything is.

Um, yeah, they CAN both exist at once

Still need a perfect Xmas present to show all your friends and family how much you love them?

Get - Ok, Intriguing: Hell Yeah! Awesomenessous

Or do you need something to distract you from how much you secretly hate all your friends and family?

Get - Ok, Intriguing: Hell Yeah! Awesomenessous

Super Awesome Funny Superstar Michael Ian Black calls it a

'Very Funny Book'.

I didn't even make that up, it's true! And yes I know that just because I didn't make something up doesn't mean that it's necessarily true. Obviously. I mean I didn't make up Caveman Styled Stove-Top Battery Powered Sponges. How could someone make that up? It's almost impossible. Anyone who could conjure the mere thought of putting those words together, let alone in that order, would have to be a mad genius. Yet, there they are. And also the above quote is true, and is about this book. And is an accurate and truthful quote. I think I have just finally proven that you can pretty much trust anything you hear. That's got to make life a bit better right? You're welcome.

You can buy 'Ok, Intriguing: Hell Yeah! Awesomenessous' at all these awesome places: 









Amazon 

Amazon UK

Barnes And Noble

iUniverse

indigo

booktopia

And other places. Or order it through your local bookstore.

Oh while we're at it. Why not add in an awesomenessous copy of:

The Embarrassing Memory Murderer

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00AZK8VII/ref=cm_cr_mts_prod_img

And

Losing My Virginity 52 Times

http://www.amazon.com/Losing-My-Virginity-Times-ebook/dp/B003VYBREA/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1337029904&sr=8-2

Don't you owe it to/ hate your friends and family enough?

Todays Press Conference with David Tieck

Meet these awesomeousness people

Eliza Deangeles!!!!!!!

http://www.myspace.com/elizadeangeles

Faith Willman!!!!!

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#!/profile.php?id=501313465


The totally awesome fucking cool ass funny babeousness hell yeah co hosts of


OK, intriguing: HELL YEAH


Soft launching in a week and a half.

The Magical Questionnaire will be hitting this very spot within days.

Fuck yeah!!!

Only magical tennis rackets shit in the woods - and stuff

Hell yeah wowser,

Some good stuff

I've been entering this myspace weekly photography competition and only a couple of times in and I fucking won one. Yay to me.

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=380097744&blogId=522965139

I've been accepted into an exclusive acting school in Los Angeles and assuming I can get my student visa all worked out (big assumption, I also 'assume' I'll write a book that outsells the bible one day, assumptions are fun!) I'll be coming back to La La land soon.

Assuming that these assumptions are acceptable to the admitting authorities I will soon be back hosting my show at IO Went in Hollywood, Ok Intriguing.

http://west.ioimprov.com/io/shows/1029

And assuming that I can keep building this wonderful show from its humble beginnings into a comedic and artistic masterpiece of excellence that people love so much it changes you know something or whatever (or just because I can't help doing these things), I am going to launch the Ok, Intriguing online talk show really soon (as I alluded to in an earlier blog). One of my co-hosts will be the beautiful and talented Jacqueline Beaulieu

http://www.myspace.com/jacquelinebeaulieu

Check out some stuff we've done

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XylIhoUPgq4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSIrnJmKP50

I'm still looking for a nut job crazy person to be involved as well, so keep those nominations coming in. (Tila Tequila still hasn't emailed me :( )

It looks like I might also get to be a part of this awesome girls radio show soon, I'll keep you posted, but add her up

http://www.myspace.com/alienkismet

I got an email from Myspace today saying they had removed one of my photos and if I keep up my shenanigans they may delete me. I can't even fathom what photo they didn't like, I think I barely showed even man nipple, and no violence or images of kids or anything, and I haven't even uploaded any pics recently. But anyway, should I be deleted I'll probably rebuild here

http://www.myspace.com/manandthecity

(also duck into the archives of that blog, I wrote tonnes of stuff over there, much of it I would probably horrify me, to know I thought those ways at times, so feel free to point some embarrassing stuff out to me)

I might even build over here

http://www.myspace.com/Rainy_Dave

Or I may start a new profile called 'why did I start so many fucking profiles'

I would be tempted to build here

http://www.myspace.com/randomimpishrain

But I started that profile while drunk a few weeks back to work on my alter-ego Random Impish Rain, the nutbar rock star, but I can't freaking remember the log in details, I think I might have opened a new email account, but with who or what I have no ideas. Fuck!

I still think the closest to an offensive photo I have is this one. And mother nature made him, in all his gloryness! (If I spell check that is suggestions gloominess - proof spell check is a pessimistic prick) Actually when I got the note a photo was offensive I just assumed that this was the photo that was removed and before I even checked I was fuming at myspace for removing a photo of a rock. Turns out I was harshly jumping to conclusions, it was probably just my face they didn't like.






Oh speaking of which, I got those glasses things yesterday, only 15 years after I first started needing them. Are you supposed to feel like you're stuck in some sort of wonky circus mirror looking through these?




Also Brittany Murphy died today, its the first time a celebrity has died that I genuinely hoped to sleep with one day, I feel wrong thinking that today, but then again she'd want to be remembered as a hottie right?