Up to me to fix yet another problem, with an obvious solution

Once again it's left up to me to fix the world, ok here goes:

Problem: Rappers are always trying to tell people they are actually intellegent and that they want respect for this.

Rappers also always spell their own names in their songs; it’s the S to the N to the double O double P.

Solution: Hey rappers name yourself something really hard to spell, and still spell your name in your songs, that’ll show people you’re intelligent rappers.

Introducing:

MC Absorbent

Lil’ Pharmaceutical

Martyr Mannequin

Sauerbraten Subterfuge

DJ Euthanasia

Chateaux Succinctly

Dr. Ricocheting off a Rudimentary Reminiscent Sacrilegious Rendezvous MC Jnr

Now, actually write some lyrics that don’t seem to have been written by a horny, violent, uneducated, misogynist 12 year old, and respect is on your way. That, or just bang Taylor Swift, that’ll probably work too.

Please note: 

1.     Yes I did have to Google ‘hard to spell words’ to write this

2.     I actually like some of those names, copy write, David Tieck 

3.     I miss-spelled 'intelligent' above, did you catch it

4.     I can spell my name too, T to the I to the motherfucking E  to the C K motherfuckers

5.     I also get accused of Misogyny sometimes, nice to have you in the club Rappers, I don’t deserve it though, so how do I get out of this club?

6.     Apparently Taylor Swift doesn’t actually put out, so good luck

Dave's Dam Days - Dear John Mayer

Taylor Swift isn't the only one who is hurt!