Saturday, June 29, 2019

Waity issues

Wow. That’s all I can say. 

And by “all” I mean “just the start”. Which is almost always what people mean when they say “that’s all I can say”. Isn’t that fucked? If we’re all lying about that, then what else are we lying about? 

- Our weight?
- The likely wait time before your product is back in store?
- What the Wights in GoT were waiting to weigh, should scales eventually be invented, assuming they hadn’t yet been? 

Fuck that. That’s not the world I want to live in. A world of LIES! 

Luckily I don’t live in that world. I live in a word with elephants. And Hell Yeah, that’s ace. 

Yesterday we talked about elephants and about how they’re great, and we promised that was that. But it turns out that WASN’T that. Shockingly there was more to the story. 

That’s right, today I’ve learned even more great things about them, and by them I mean elephants, and by learned I mean remembered, and by remembered I mean recalled the time I personally observed and philosophized on these important elephant things excessively enough to form strong, intelligent, and unique opinions on. 

Things like.. 

- Elephants, Hell Yeah, they’re great! 
- How great? 
- REALLY great, that’s how great. 

So that the end of it now for sure. 

To sum up

- Elephants are DEFINITELY great. 
- If you’re lying about how long the wait is for someone’s product to be back in store then it’s probably not because scales have yet to be invented.  

Boom. Case closed. 

Friday, June 28, 2019

Grey Matter

Hello everyone,

Random unimportant and mostly irrelevant post from Fleeting Forever CEO Dave Tieck here. But, something occurred to me just now, and it's something that few have probably thought, or will ever think, or will ever have the foresight ro think - which sucks, and is shit, and possibly even sucks shit. But I don't want to even think that, because fuck that, but also do not fuck this, because this matters, for now, but probably not in a way that will grow over the coming days...

Elephants, yeah man, how good are elephants?

Yep. That's it. I am positive this will be the end of this matter. A truth has been told. That's rad. Hell yeah it is. And that's a small, yet profound truth, we can ALL enjoy.

Just to reiterate...

Elephants, yeah man, how good are elephants?

Hell to the fuck YEAH!

Idea postured.

Idea debated.

Idea DONE.

That's the world I want to live in.

And that's the world I DO live in. A world we all live in. A world which has elephants. And if you ask me, and I assume you do, then this is the only answer I will ever give...

Elephants, yeah man, how good are elephants?

Hell to the fuck, to the oh mother fuckin' yeah!

That's the end of that awesome chapter... 


Tuesday, June 11, 2019

The Bog - A Poem


‘Wow, that stinks so bad it could melt a tool shed’
Thought Dave, to himself, after taking a particularly smelly bog. 
Then he spent a full fifteen minutes pondering upon why on earth a melting tool shed had popped into his mind.
And what would a tool shed melting look like. 
And why on earth was he STILL sitting on the toilet. 
Then he wasted another ten minutes writing this down. 
And missed the end of the show he was watching. 
It was really shit. 
Or bog. 
Why isn’t that a term by the way? 
“Have you seen that new movie”
“Yeah
“What did you think?” 
“I thought it was bog” 
That’s awesome.
I’m totally going to start using that.