Saturday, June 29, 2019

Waity issues

Wow. That’s all I can say. 

And by “all” I mean “just the start”. Which is almost always what people mean when they say “that’s all I can say”. Isn’t that fucked? If we’re all lying about that, then what else are we lying about? 

- Our weight?
- The likely wait time before your product is back in store?
- What the Wights in GoT were waiting to weigh, should scales eventually be invented, assuming they hadn’t yet been? 

Fuck that. That’s not the world I want to live in. A world of LIES! 

Luckily I don’t live in that world. I live in a word with elephants. And Hell Yeah, that’s ace. 

Yesterday we talked about elephants and about how they’re great, and we promised that was that. But it turns out that WASN’T that. Shockingly there was more to the story. 

That’s right, today I’ve learned even more great things about them, and by them I mean elephants, and by learned I mean remembered, and by remembered I mean recalled the time I personally observed and philosophized on these important elephant things excessively enough to form strong, intelligent, and unique opinions on. 

Things like.. 

- Elephants, Hell Yeah, they’re great! 
- How great? 
- REALLY great, that’s how great. 

So that the end of it now for sure. 

To sum up

- Elephants are DEFINITELY great. 
- If you’re lying about how long the wait is for someone’s product to be back in store then it’s probably not because scales have yet to be invented.  

Boom. Case closed. 

1 comment:

  1. is residence to 195+ classic, three-reel slot machines, all of which you can be able to|which you'll} play with out spending a penny. You’ll have to deposit $10 via NeoSurf/Flexepin, $20 via crypto, or $30 by credit card before claiming Red Dog’s 225% slots package. However, you’ll have to withdraw $150 or more per transaction, which is a bummer for low-stakes gamers. Their interface is beginner-friendly, and it’s a dream to make use of on smartphone units. Additionally, {you can|you'll be able to|you possibly can} play via their whole betting library for actual money if you resolve to do so after attempting out the 메리트카지노 video games in demo mode.