What do you really want, like really really?

Please baby, let me be your elixir

A TRUE olympic hero!!!!

Consider the meaning of life – ANSWERED

Are you trying to buy my book (thankyou so much)

Answering life’s big questions

Rickshaws, hell yeah I did

Life would be better if there was more stuff like AIDs

Tell me about it

Never get in trouble for forgetting a birthday or holiday again!

Type before you think (awesomenessous?)

I am 'Jesus 2: Even Jesuyerer'.... oh wait

I really am a sweet girl (shit I meant to write boy but I wrote girl, fuck me)

Why don't you just bite me (is a slightly relevant saying)

Big News (is the name of this project)