It's very simple people, always celebrate all major occasions 364 days early!
"You forgot my birthday again you fucking asshole"
"What are you talking about? We celebrated your birthday 364 days ago! Plus, I don't want to ruin the surprise, but lets just say I have something special organized for tomorrow!"
Reasons why this good
- You get a warning every time
- Much easier to re-gift
- Day after sales
- You're less likely to get an STD (assuming that on the actual day your more likely to engage in unsafe sex, which is very unlikely so this one isn't very likely to inspire any major shifts towards following my plan, but if it did then you're welcome - for having less STDs that is, if you were thinking I was saying you're welcome for something else that is!)
Yay, now everyone's happy!
Life is short. Or perhaps it lasts for a really, really long time. No one is really sure. Which sucks. If they can't figure that out definitively then what else don't we really know? The perfect size for a jar? What a fuckin' miserable thought. Fuck that. Instead here are the silly, weird, unhinged, absurd, silly, stupid, completely unrelated to hinges (moslty), poorly edited, outpourings and thought vomits of a silly idiotic teddy-bear of a dickhead. Staring David 'Pinky-Von-Sox' Tieck
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Never get in trouble for forgetting a birthday or holiday again!
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