Sunday, December 21, 2014

The Best Day of My life Brilliance – Oh my

It’s 4:37am as I begin to write this. I’ve been working non-stop since I woke up at the crack of 12:45pm. I am utterly exhausted and yet I am not going to bed quite yet, because my day has been so wonderful, brilliant even, that I can’t go to bed without writing about it here. I just can’t.

Wait. Did you just look at me like wryly? As if you think I am being sarcastic? Like you doubt the sincerity of that above statement?

Well don’t look at me like that please. I really am not being sarcastic. Why would you think that? Plus isn’t ‘wryness’ more of a tone or mouth style, rather than a way of looking at someone? Why would YOU defy the very meaning of a word, possibly, I am not really sure to be honest, and I am too tired to look it up, but why would you do that and then accuse me of being sarcastic?

Oh fuck, I almost think I am talking myself into thinking that I was being sarcastic, by protesting too much. And I don’t really care for protesting. Unless it’s for something you really super believe in. And I don’t really care for doing anything too much, because by definition ‘too much’ means ‘too’ much. Although I am too tired to look that definition up. Also if I use the word ‘too’ too many more times I will feel I will have used ‘too’ too much. Which by definition I think would mean that I’d used it ‘too’ much. Oh my.

The point is today was brilliant. The best day of my life even. Lots n lots n lots of work on our webseries. Just the right amount of work. Not too much work at all.

No, I’m not being sarcastic. Ok, no, ok I’ll accept that. But only because you didn’t look at me wryly.

Um, yeah, they CAN both exist at once

Still need a perfect Xmas present to show all your friends and family how much you love them?

Get - Ok, Intriguing: Hell Yeah! Awesomenessous

Or do you need something to distract you from how much you secretly hate all your friends and family?

Get - Ok, Intriguing: Hell Yeah! Awesomenessous

Super Awesome Funny Superstar Michael Ian Black calls it a

'Very Funny Book'.

I didn't even make that up, it's true! And yes I know that just because I didn't make something up doesn't mean that it's necessarily true. Obviously. I mean I didn't make up Caveman Styled Stove-Top Battery Powered Sponges. How could someone make that up? It's almost impossible. Anyone who could conjure the mere thought of putting those words together, let alone in that order, would have to be a mad genius. Yet, there they are. And also the above quote is true, and is about this book. And is an accurate and truthful quote. I think I have just finally proven that you can pretty much trust anything you hear. That's got to make life a bit better right? You're welcome.

You can buy 'Ok, Intriguing: Hell Yeah! Awesomenessous' at all these awesome places: 


Amazon UK

Barnes And Noble




And other places. Or order it through your local bookstore.

Oh while we're at it. Why not add in an awesomenessous copy of:

The Embarrassing Memory Murderer


Losing My Virginity 52 Times

Don't you owe it to/ hate your friends and family enough?