Top Five All New Reasons To Try To Meet Geese

(Number 2 will make you question if you even ever have actually heard of Burma, or if you actually just made it up in your mind!)

We all know the usual reasons to try to meet Geese. Because of their cute feathers, their welcoming beaks, and their geese feat that remind you of a summer in Greece.

However, sometimes the old reasons aren’t enough. Sometimes you say to your spouse, lover, housemate, gardener, accountant, topical cream applier, or friend, ‘hey I’m off to try and meet some geese’, and when they reply ‘why?’ the only answers you have the same old boring ones you’ve been using for weeks, if not MONTHS.

Well I say enough, here are the top five all NEW reasons to try to meet geese.

5. To be able to say the delectable words ‘hi Geese’, at a time where it doesn’t coerce your boss into automatically replying, ‘I have told you, that is not a permitable nick name for me, you just lost your copy machine privileges!’

4. For the social cashet — where cash stands for ‘cash’ and the ‘e’ stands for — Everyone, check this out, I met a GEEESE! (Ps the t doesn’t stand for anything, because it is a lazy silent dick!)

A Geese

3. Just to be polite, lets face it, you already said ‘hi’ to the ducks, didn’t you? Don’t be a speciest dudes.

2. To see if THEY know why the plural of Mice isn’t ‘Meese’.

And here is it, the number one all new reason to meet geese…

1. It’s the next best thing to getting to meet Oscar winner Diane Weist.

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