The Bog - A Poem

One of THOSE days, man

Fun fact

Highway Robbery - A Poem

Eve my ass 

Drinking Drinks with Dave

Fly me to the moon you lunatic – A poem

Hornets - A poem

Say it with me... Berg. Berg. Berg. See wasn't that fun?

These are wise words, potentially

How do you like your laba?

On being good at your job...

Please read this BEFORE you next go to a beach or park (or urban space seagulls think are parks or beaches)