Once again it's left up to me to fix the world, ok here goes:
Problem: Rappers are always trying to tell people they are actually intellegent and that they want respect for this.
Rappers also always spell their own names in their songs; it’s the S to the N to the double O double P.
Rappers also always spell their own names in their songs; it’s the S to the N to the double O double P.
Solution: Hey rappers name yourself something
really hard to spell, and still spell your name in your songs, that’ll show people you’re intelligent rappers.
Introducing:
MC Absorbent
Lil’ Pharmaceutical
Martyr Mannequin
Sauerbraten Subterfuge
DJ Euthanasia
Chateaux Succinctly
Dr. Ricocheting off a Rudimentary Reminiscent Sacrilegious Rendezvous MC Jnr
Now, actually write some lyrics
that don’t seem to have been written by a horny, violent, uneducated,
misogynist 12 year old, and respect is on your way. That, or just bang Taylor
Swift, that’ll probably work too.
Please note:
1.
Yes I did have to Google ‘hard to spell words’
to write this
2.
I actually like some of those names, copy write,
David Tieck
3.
I miss-spelled 'intelligent' above, did you
catch it
4.
I can spell my name too, T to the I to the
motherfucking E to the C K motherfuckers
5.
I also get accused of Misogyny sometimes, nice
to have you in the club Rappers, I don’t deserve it though, so how do I get out
of this club?
6.
Apparently Taylor Swift doesn’t actually put
out, so good luck