Life is short. Or perhaps it lasts for a really, really long time. No one is really sure. Which sucks. If they can't figure that out definitively then what else don't we really know? The perfect size for a jar? What a fuckin' miserable thought.
Instead here are the silly, weird, unhinged, absurd, silly, stupid, completely unrelated to hinges (moslty), poorly edited, outpourings and thought vomits of a silly idiotic teddy-bear of a dickhead.
Staring David 'Pinky-Von-Sox' Tieck
Sunday, January 5, 2014
Up to me to fix yet another problem, with an obvious solution
Once again it's left up to me to fix the world, ok here goes:
Problem: Rappers are always trying to tell people they are actually intellegent and that they want respect for this.
Rappers also always spell their own
names in their songs; it’s the S to the N to the double O double P.
Solution: Hey rappers name yourself something
really hard to spell, and still spell your name in your songs, that’ll show people you’re intelligent rappers.
Dr. Ricocheting off a Rudimentary Reminiscent Sacrilegious Rendezvous MC Jnr
Now, actually write some lyrics
that don’t seem to have been written by a horny, violent, uneducated,
misogynist 12 year old, and respect is on your way. That, or just bang Taylor
Swift, that’ll probably work too.
1.Yes I did have to Google ‘hard to spell words’
to write this
2.I actually like some of those names, copy write,
3.I miss-spelled 'intelligent' above, did you
4.I can spell my name too, T to the I to the
motherfucking E to the C K motherfuckers
5.I also get accused of Misogyny sometimes, nice
to have you in the club Rappers, I don’t deserve it though, so how do I get out
of this club?
6.Apparently Taylor Swift doesn’t actually put
out, so good luck