Sunday, January 5, 2014

Up to me to fix yet another problem, with an obvious solution



Once again it's left up to me to fix the world, ok here goes:


Problem: Rappers are always trying to tell people they are actually intellegent and that they want respect for this.

Rappers also always spell their own names in their songs; it’s the S to the N to the double O double P.

Solution: Hey rappers name yourself something really hard to spell, and still spell your name in your songs, that’ll show people you’re intelligent rappers.

Introducing:
MC Absorbent
Lil’ Pharmaceutical
Martyr Mannequin
Sauerbraten Subterfuge
DJ Euthanasia
Chateaux Succinctly
Dr. Ricocheting off a Rudimentary Reminiscent Sacrilegious Rendezvous MC Jnr

Now, actually write some lyrics that don’t seem to have been written by a horny, violent, uneducated, misogynist 12 year old, and respect is on your way. That, or just bang Taylor Swift, that’ll probably work too.



Please note: 
1.     Yes I did have to Google ‘hard to spell words’ to write this
2.     I actually like some of those names, copy write, David Tieck 
3.     I miss-spelled 'intelligent' above, did you catch it
4.     I can spell my name too, T to the I to the motherfucking E  to the C K motherfuckers
5.     I also get accused of Misogyny sometimes, nice to have you in the club Rappers, I don’t deserve it though, so how do I get out of this club?
6.     Apparently Taylor Swift doesn’t actually put out, so good luck

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