True Dave Tales

I used a disabled toilet at the train station today as the men's were all busy. 

While I was in there I suddenly got fearful that someone would get mad at me for using it, so instead of getting out fast I spent five minutes looking in the mirror practicing pretending to be a mentally retarded person, sample dialogue - 'my mumma said dat I could use dis toilet - MUUUUUMMMMAA dis man says I can't go wee'.

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