Tuesday, February 28, 2017
Had an epic epiphany.
He suddenly realized that his name, Scontson, suggested that he was not in fact an accountant.
But rather, perhaps, some sort of magic wielding master of illusion, creating spectacular alternative realities, and mastering the fine art of truth hiding in support of enhancing a beautiful myth of hope.
This made him sad.
As he'd obviously wasted his destined life.
So he finished wiping.
Counted the rest of the squares of paper on the roll.
And went back to work.
Tuesday, February 21, 2017
Breaking News - Exclusive PROOF of intergalactic Aliens being in America, that literally goes all the way to the TOP!
#BreakingNews #Exclusive #Aliens
If you look at North America from space it is CLEAR and OBVIOUS that the USA is wearing a Great Lake hat saying 'PC' like a tiny French Beret!
Here is some more undeniable undoctored photographic evidence:
You can see it from this angle.
You can even see it when it's cold but the lakes are warm.
So what does this mean? Well Clearly Trump is NOT in bed with Russia after all, but rather in a nice cool futon with Politically Correct obsessed French Intergalactic Aliens that like to swim, but probably only right in the heart of summer, unless they like cold water, which they might!
This raises some particularly important and scary questions:
- Why have the Aliens stamped this one great nation with this such epically polarizing PC label?
- Can we build a wall to keep THEM out, and can the people of the cloud nations be made to pay for it?
- Just how involved were the French Canadians in the lakes construction?
- Is there any good fishing that way, and if so anyone know any good flight deals?
- And does wearing your tiny beret on the top right rather than the top left make you gay?
We'll hear more from this to come I'm sure. In the meantime stay tuned to Brave Dave's Brave New News for more exclusives, depending on whether I procrastinate on Google earth again later, or possible even if the PC loving aliens get mad at me for that 'gay' question above!
In the meantime watch out for clear space aliens in your neighborhood. They may look like this:
Or they may look like this:
But either way, we know a couple of things for sure, they're real, they're PC, and they mean business, and the scariest type of business there is - LAKE business!