#BreakingNews
#Exclusive #Aliens
If you look at North America from space it is CLEAR and
OBVIOUS that the USA is wearing a Great Lake hat saying 'PC' like a tiny
French Beret!
Here is some more undeniable undoctored photographic evidence:
You can see it from this angle.
You can even see it when it's cold but the lakes are warm.
So what does this mean? Well Clearly Trump is NOT in bed with Russia after all, but rather in a nice cool futon with
Politically Correct obsessed French Intergalactic Aliens that like to
swim, but probably only right in the heart of summer, unless they like
cold water, which they might!
This raises some particularly important
and scary questions:
- Why have the Aliens stamped this one great nation
with this such epically polarizing PC label?
- Can we build a wall to keep
THEM out, and can the people of the cloud nations be made to pay for
it?
- Just how involved were the French Canadians in the lakes
construction?
- Is there any good fishing that way, and if so anyone know
any good flight deals?
- And does wearing your tiny beret on the top right
rather than the top left make you gay?
We'll hear more from this to
come I'm sure. In the meantime stay tuned to Brave Dave's Brave New News
for more exclusives, depending on whether I procrastinate on Google
earth again later, or possible even if the PC loving aliens get mad at
me for that 'gay' question above!
In the meantime watch out for clear space aliens in your neighborhood. They may look like this:
Or they may look like this:
But either way, we know a couple of things for sure, they're real, they're PC, and they mean business, and the scariest type of business there is - LAKE business!
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