Life is short. Or perhaps it lasts for a really, really long time. No one is really sure. Which sucks. If they can't figure that out definitively then what else don't we really know? The perfect size for a jar? What a fuckin' miserable thought.
Instead here are the silly, weird, unhinged, absurd, silly, stupid, completely unrelated to hinges (moslty), poorly edited, outpourings and thought vomits of a silly idiotic teddy-bear of a dickhead.
Staring David 'Pinky-Von-Sox' Tieck
Saturday, January 28, 2017
Perspective Infective - a Poem
Goliath really wanted to go the zoo
But he couldn't afford it
So instead he watched the pigeons in the square
He had a swell time
But he gnat living in his left eyelashes cried itself to sleep