Oh yeah, I have minions - hey minion type
awesome people - Vote for me, vote for me, vote for me,
pleeeeeaaasssseeee!!!! If I win I will give everyone who voted for me
$5! (subject to tracking me down where ever the hell they send me, and
saying 'hey, I'm (insert name), and I voted for you I swear!!!)
Click these words you're reading right now to vote for me - yes these ones
(Amount I'll give you
may vary based on currency of country I am in, let's make it $5 US
equivalent, or like 7,840,000 Lybian Gaddafis)
Oh also, enter yourselves, we can support each other, that's how awesome we all are:)
Life is short. Or perhaps it lasts for a really, really long time. No one is really sure. Which sucks. If they can't figure that out definitively then what else don't we really know? The perfect size for a jar? What a fuckin' miserable thought. Fuck that. Instead here are the silly, weird, unhinged, absurd, silly, stupid, completely unrelated to hinges (moslty), poorly edited, outpourings and thought vomits of a silly idiotic teddy-bear of a dickhead. Staring David 'Pinky-Von-Sox' Tieck