The Fleeting Forever Expansion Fantastical

Life is short. Or perhaps it lasts for a really, really long time. No one is really sure. Which sucks. If they can't figure that out definitively then what else don't we know? The perfect size for a jar? Fuck that. Instead here are the silly, weird, unhinged, absurd, silly, stupid, completely unrelated to hinges (moslty), poorly edited, outpourings and thought vomits of a silly idiotic teddy-bear of a dickhead. Staring Dave "Davey" David Tieck

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Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Elmo has more secrets than you think

With the Elmo scandal escalating today it's a good time to point out that I know how he got away with it for so long, he is super super smart, and I proved his intelligence over a year ago!