Life is short. Or perhaps it lasts for a really, really long time. No one is really sure. Which sucks. If they can't figure that out definitively then what else don't we know? The perfect size for a jar? Fuck that. Instead here are the silly, weird, unhinged, absurd, silly, stupid, completely unrelated to hinges (moslty), poorly edited, outpourings and thought vomits of a silly idiotic teddy-bear of a dickhead. Staring Dave "Davey" David Tieck
Monday, June 29, 2015
Naked Levitation
Have you tried burning incense?
Sunday, June 28, 2015
True Greatness
Saturday, June 27, 2015
Fear The Mailman
Friday, June 26, 2015
Reconstructive Criticism
Thursday, June 25, 2015
Priorities
Tuesday, June 23, 2015
A Magic Poem
Sadness
Monday, June 22, 2015
Heroic Teachings
Sunday, June 21, 2015
Profound Thoughts - A poem
'Oh yes, in pictures, and reflections, but those are reversed, two dimensional, flawed'
'Ok, well if I scrunch my face up I can see the top of my cheeks. And I can see the tip of my nose'.
'And yes if I protrude my lips forward so I can see those. And my fully extended tongue is quite visible.'
'And of course I am an identical triplet, there are two other identical faces out there, in those rooms adjacent to mine'.
'But other than that, I'll never see my own face'.
'Kind of weird'.
'Sort of profound'.
'Beautiful in a way'.
'Outward appearance may dominate much of my existence and yet I'll never truly know my own'
Just then a grizzly bear broke through his bedroom window and ate off his face.
Only his brothers were in the sequel.
Saturday, June 20, 2015
Inspiration - a poem
One day he went to an art galley
Inspired by the experience, he decided to take a leaf out of visual artists books
And he hired a nude model to be his muse
The resulting novel was an abject failure
Yet countless other male novelists still felt the experiment warranted copying
Friday, June 19, 2015
Thursday, June 18, 2015
Free points
Tuesday, June 16, 2015
The compliment
Monday, June 15, 2015
Two Friends
Proof Of Hope And Happy Endings
Sunday, June 14, 2015
The Dangers of Ponytails
Our mission is to end the destruction of habitat and slaughter of wildlife in the world’s oceans in order to conserve and protect ecosystems and species.
Although this guys ponytail happened to fall in a way completely covering up the words 'to end'.
So to anyone reading it said:
Our mission is the destruction of habitat and slaughter of wildlife in the world’s oceans in order to conserve and protect ecosystems and species.