The Dangers of Ponytails

The dangers of ponytails 

I was sitting behind a guy on the train today. Because I don't discriminate when it comes to who I sit behind. Men, women, children, monkeys, I'll sit behind anyone. And judge them. Cause I'm a nice guy. 

This particularly guy had two specific things that I noticed. 

1. A t-shirt supporting the conservation boat The Sea Shepard. 
2. A long ponytail. 

The t-shirt had printed on the back the mission statement of the Sea Shepherd. 

Which read: 

Our mission is to end the destruction of habitat and slaughter of wildlife in the world’s oceans in order to conserve and protect ecosystems and species.


Although this guys ponytail happened to fall in a way completely covering up the words 'to end'. 


So to anyone reading it said:

Our mission is the destruction of habitat and slaughter of wildlife in the world’s oceans in order to conserve and protect ecosystems and species.


You ponytailed animal slaughtering asshole!!!

The point is clear - Yeah, ok, I'll admit it, if I was a professional goat herder then yes I WOULD be pissed that shepherds get all the respect, because that's bullshit, goats are WAY more temperamental than sheep - they'll eat a metal can if they find one for fuck sake, you ever see the hell a goat goes through shitting that out? So yeah, fuck off shepherds, plus why are there always monkeys on trains. 





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