Eve my ass 

Drinking Drinks with Dave

Fly me to the moon you lunatic – A poem

Hornets - A poem

Say it with me... Berg. Berg. Berg. See wasn't that fun?

These are wise words, potentially

How do you like your laba?

On being good at your job...

Please read this BEFORE you next go to a beach or park (or urban space seagulls think are parks or beaches)

The Two Little Dickheads are in EDINBURGH!

Leaf - A Poem

Signs your pet Barracuda is badass at practical jokes

Today’s question is.... revealed in this blog

What Chewbacca Probably Thinks About While Trying To Fall Asleep

Signs your shirt would make a poor plane (Don’t read this naked; well bottom half naked is ok)