As part of my mission to become the most fun person alive - today I am going to be the most fun person alive! Hell yeah.
And that’s a fact Mat, and if you don’t like it you need a better fact book, cause your fact book apparently doesn’t even have liking me having fun as a fact! What DOES it have - like stuff about hats?
Hats go on the head? Stuff like that?
Got a head, put a hat on it? Hats can also be on hat stands? This sort of thing?
Hats are not mats, but in someways they are, like they are like doormats for your head, because if someone needs to wipe their feet, and the only option is your head, put on a hat first, and you’ll get less foot grot in your hair?
Facts like that? Sounds like a pretty dang good fact book to me! Go you! You’re awesome!
Ps. Head mats, now for sale at my Etsy story!
Pps. Can someone please quickly set up an Etsy store for me?
Ppps. Also, what’s an Etsy store? Some sort of store? I love stores. I buy stuff at them sometimes. This has all worked out great for everyone involved. Fun rules.
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