Did the world end?

Things I think I'd think if I hypothetically accidentally slept till 1020pm:

- The clock says 10:20 so why is it dark out?

- Fuck my clocks broken. 

- Ok my watch says 1020 too. 

- Could both be broken?

- Oh, wait it's just still 1020 at night I can go back to sleep, thank fuck. 

- Wait, I didn't go to bed till 3am, it can't be still 1020pm.

- But it IS 1020.

- This makes no sense. 

- Is it just still dark at 1020am.

- What time of the year is it?

- Did the world end? 

- Or just the sun? 

- Surely that'd make noise?

- What's going on?

....

- Oh holy hell. It's 1020pm the NEXT day. 

....

- That's, fuck, what the hell?

- That's pathetic.

- No one can EVER know. 

- Fuck, I just want to go back to sleep and pretend this day never existed. 

- Which it basically didn't. 

- Fuck it. 

- Ah man, but I have to do my daily blog. 

- I can't think of anything. 

- I could write about 'this'. 

- But no one can ever know.

- Can I later pretend this is just a 'hypothetical' situation so I don't feel so embarrassed.

- Yep. Done. 

- Boom.