Wednesday, May 24, 2023

It's Hippopotumus Day


It’s hippopotamus day here on the Fantastical everyone, so time for yet another run of fun hippopotamus fact funs!


Fun fact funs one: 


If you put a pair of suit pants on a hippopotamus and then take it to the suit shop where you bought the pants, and ask it to pick out a jacket, it will instinctively choose the suit jacket which exactly matches the pants! 


Hell yeah! 


Please note: This only works if both pant and jacket pockets are overflowing with full sized ripe watermelons. 


Please note 2: If you get the inseam of hippos pants even one inch too short it will bite your face off. 


Please note 3: Hippos generally don’t like wearing pants. 


Please note 4: Even in a nice, finally tailored, matching professional business suit, hippos are rarely good at offering sound financial advice. 


Please note 5: Just be sensible with your Hippopotamuses please people, PLEASE! 


Fun Facts Fun Two: 


Some Hippopotamus have teeth! 


Who knew? 


Hell Yeah! 



Photo: A Hippopotamus in pants



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