Thursday, May 25, 2023

Arnold’s Woof - A Poem

Arnold thought “Bingleberry” was a bad name for a dog.

So, naturally, he called his dog “Rocky” instead.

He’s regretted it every day since.

Well at least everyday since the new neighbors moved in

Along with their much bigger, much more athletic, much more charasitmatiic, woofer named…


Arnold’s wife hasn’t seen those movies, so he has so far kept his discomfort to himself.

She’s also forgotten ever suggesting the name Bingleberry.

So when he sometimes, two pints in, rosy cheeked, and cheeky souled, exclaims maybe Bingleberry isn’t so bad after all?”

She thinks “maybe that was a sex thing we did one day?”

Then she gets confused when he then takes the dog for a walk.

Please Note: Not one person in this story even considered naming their dog Mr T. Sorry dude.

Please note 2: Rocky loves playing with socks, aawwwww.

                                                                            Photo: Mr T 

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