I'm going to go ahead and say it; I like the word 'implement'.
In fact I think it's totally swell.
Why? Because when the word 'implement' comes out to play it
means that ideas have been had, possibly even discussed, potentially even
agreed upon, and perhaps based upon these ideas, discussions and conceivably
even agreements, someone's decided to take action. That's plausibly powerful, which
is feasibly awesome. Which would be rock solidly great.
Like say if there was a country called 'Implematia', which was a
small island nation off the Amelia coast of the former Eastern Block
sovereignty of Karacha, which is a region most notable for the nice things they
say about Italy. Then say Implematia had a GDP which was heavily dependent on
the export of a small grasshopper like insect, called Guggles, which Uzbekistani
owners of pet Fire Lizards liked to give as treats, when their lizard’s had
been behaving well. Then say that an Implementian politician had had an idea,
that was discussed and based on these discussions there was an agreement, which
lead to an implementation of this idea. And now add in that the original idea
was that there were thousands of Guggles completely infesting the entire
island, and that even though the building of some beach resort hotels would
most likely disturb a few nests, but not enough to put even a slight dent in
the overwhelming infestation of Guggles, far more than could ever be exported
to Uzbekistan, so that this part of their GDP would not be disturbed, but that
the enormity of potential tourist dollars could not be scoffed at, then the
following would probably also be true:
-You’ll all now be wondering if the word ‘Implement’ was coined
in Implematia.
- You’ll all now be wondering where you too can get a pet Fire
Lizard.
- You’ll all currently be fantasizing about a sweet holiday by
the beach in Implematia.
Yep, that’s a great word that implement!
Now even though today has been the best day of my life I have
had an issue all day. I went to the dentist a few days ago with teeth that
didn’t hurt at all, and now they have hurt every second since I left the
dentist, plus because I can’t damn stop tonging the part of the back of my teeth
that now feels coarse where the plaque or some shit was scraped out, my tongue
hurts like shit too.
So I had an idea to distract me from my teeth and tongue and
discomfort and instead be fantasizing about being in a sweet ass beach resort,
and I just implemented the fuck out it.
I’ll go ahead and say it, yep I am one genius motherfucker.
Although to be honest it didn’t fucking work. Stop tonguing that part Dave, for
the love of fucking god why can’t I stop? It hurts, it’s uncomfortable, it
sucks so bad. I feel like a fucking Fire Lizard three weeks since it’s last
Guggle.
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