Well I finally did it
I ordered the ostrich
Not to eat, you phycos
No.. to HUNT
Oh not for ME to hunt (I am not a phscho)
For it IT to hunt ME
Sure the “braver” chaps all ordered lions, wolves or antelopes
And where are they now?
Hiding in a tree - that’s where.
Except for Graham
Who was eaten to death by an antelope
It was hard to watch
If I’m honest
On account of I had to also watch out for the ostrich which was hunting me
And I was also trying to get my dang camera to work
Overall, however
It was a most enjoyable visit to the zoo
Although the popcorn was a tad stale
And uncooked
And I didn’t care for how they marked the bags “for feeding gooses only”
I also didn’t care for them not charging for it, and making you collect it by the goose enclosure
Made me feel like a goose food stealing physcho!
And I’d already established earlier that I am not one of them.
The End
PS. I last saw the ostrich in it’s enclosure - so WATCH OUT. Especially if you are a female and in clothes
PPS. Wait, I just realized that it’s ‘enclosure’ not ‘In Clothes Her’.
PPPS. That makes way more sense.
PPPPS. I really should learn to spell. Then I could have myself hunted by a BOOK. Now THAT’S an In Clothes Her!
PPPPPs. This blog was brought to you by the word
‘phsyco’ - impossible to spell and it LIKES it that way! (What a Phskyo).
