With the end of the decade everyone is talking about the big moments of the past ten years, but that's boring, thats just talking about stuff thats already happened. Luckily I am one of those fortunate few who know what is YET to happen.
Here are some highlights of the next decade
People no longer run off to join the circus, now the circus comes home with its tail between its legs in hope of joining you
A new music trend called 'shunderling' has swept the world.Parents don't get it & Kanye West still hasn't made any unique or interesting music
People have finally tuned into how birds really eat, now when we feed ducks we vomit in their mouths
Sex robots came and went, but sex milkshakes took off big time. People are now fat and satisfied
People no longer rake leaves after it was discovered you can train dogs to eat them, now people just rake dog poo
Skydiving and squashing bugs have been combined into a hugely popular yet very bloody sport
The fashion trend to wear clothes quite wrinkled has come and if this one ends there's going to be murder sprees
There are no longer people who we consider to be fat, because we're all fat, there are less people injured from sex though
People have gotten realistic, we now have dessert first then ask if anyone has room for salad
The town drunk is once again an admired member of society, unfortunately there's a really long waiting list for the position
Carrots have finally taken the lead in their 30 year battle to be the most chipped vegetable
A man celebrated being the ultimate winner at a cockroach eating contest when he quit before starting
There's now a third number to consider when your going to the toilet. Number 3 - when you diarrhea out your bellybutton
Frogs staged an unsuccessful revolution inspired by frustration over human drinks hogging all the tiny umbrellas
Curtains have been renamed 'cruelty to peeping tom sheets' and we're all much happier because of it
Its going to be one hell of a decade, hope you're looking forward to it!!!!!!!!
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