See that darkness down there all around me? That is my CARPET! The actual stuff! (its actually red wine colored, to cover up red wine stains)
![](http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/108/l_a07ccd38e0c72ce598b22c8dd9922ee0.jpg)
![](http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/94/l_da91dd157259afa74851410d5d1a135f.jpg)
And this is me lying on my guitar which is lying on my CARPET and my RUG!!! (Right where the guitar lies on this rug there is now a red wine stain, fuck you friend of mine who did that and never confessed but did leave me to wake up next to a big ass stain and and a bunch wet paper towels showing that you knew what you did but couldn't be bothered to clean it properly - plus, the whole fucking carpet it red wine colored, aim your spills better you prick)
![](http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/39/l_a84ed9adc0d11f99a55f8869d30c832d.jpg)
Oh my god, these gloves are sitting on my coffee table, which is sitting on my rug, which you better believe is sitting on my CARPET!!!!!!! Hell Yeah
![](http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/92/l_acfc63639be03c917d9944198a0c1836.jpg)
This is me, casting a spell which didn't work, because I did it on a sheet, on the floor, and not on the CARPET!!!!
![This spells revenge](http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/119/l_62cba7c5975437069f37c346df9f4e98.jpg)
Me lying on some weird rubber floor not a carpet, notice my knee is injured, coincidence? (actually I'd just attempted a marathon with a knee I'd injured snow boarding, but still where is the carpet you bastards)
![After a marathon](http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/60/l_8b7e7b8111bdd1cd1165160b3e5bec96.jpg)
One day ALL the carpet will be gone, scary? Yes! (plus why the fuck did I wear flip flops to walk on an active volcano, moron? Yes!)
![Where there is smoke there is Lava](http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/47/l_872d12da3204a7ed64cfc5c145f968c9.jpg)
This is me literary breaking a world record, how did I do it, the room had fucking carpet!
![The best there has ever been](http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/20/l_2aedb38f6d5030997f836d7b7c43c725.jpg)
What happens when you leave the safety of the carpet to enter the nightmare of the sea? You look like a tool in front of girls in bikinis, thats what!
![Proof chicks dig cool surfers](http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/40/l_37a6573e8cb7e69f8642bb2f22de06b3.jpg)
This photos has absolutely fucking nothing to do with carpet!!!!!!!!
![of all the jettys in Australia fate took me here](http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/44/l_cb4e6415da438b53f46aa449811e1099.jpg)
Carpet, carpet, CARPET, carpet
Anyone else feel like giving oral sex right now?
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