Have you got a bottle yet?

Sweatession - the (so far) un-filmed sketch


OPEN ON DAVE IN DRENCHED WET T-SHIRT DOING PUSH UPS, WITH A BOTTLE OF YELLOW LIQUID SITTING ON A TABLE


DAVE

(POMPOUS CONFIDENCE DEEP VOICE) When I have just finished a great work out on a sweaty hot summer’s day there is one thing I know for sure – I smell fucking awesome.



HOT GIRL SMELLING ME, AND IN RAPTURE OVER HOW I SMELL


HOT GIRL

(Seriously turned on) Oh baby


DAVE

That’s why I have decided to release my new scent Sweatession. This isn’t like those tacky celebrity scents, this is the real deal; every bottle of sweatession is literally a bottle of my sweat!


DAVE NOW TAKES OFF SHIRT AND RINGS SWEAT OUT FROM HIS SHIRT INTO THE BOTTLE AND REPLACES THE CAP, HOT GIRL MAKES VOGUE POSES AROUND ME


HOT GIRL

(WHISPERING LOADLY) SWEATESSION, SWEATESSION


DAVE

Come on guys don’t go out this year with scent that smells like flowers like most colognes, that’s totally gay


HOT GIRL

Flower smelling guy? Totally not hot.


DAVE

Go out smelling like a real man – and no one is manlier than me!


HOT GIRL CUDDLES UP TO DAVE SNIFFING AND LICKING HIS SWEAT AND LOVING HIM


DAVE

(Holds up a bottle of sweatession as if to camera)

Now that’s what I call sweatession affection!


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Bottle of Sweatession next to bottle of Cum use my face cream


VO

We’re also throwing in a free bottle of the manliest facial cream available, Cum use my face Cream


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DAVE POURING SOME OUT AND RUBBING ON HIS FACE


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Bottle of first two products and third product, the gel


VO


Buy in the next Five minutes and as an extra special bonus get a free jug of Dave’s placenta, thats right Dave is such a man he even produces placenta or what we call Man Hair Gel


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All three products lined up


VO


Don’t wait, all products in limited supply, Dave can’t release bodily fluids forever!


Yay, auditions are open for the role of 'Hot Girl' now :)