I think I accidentally changed the world again



was in the news today, and I can only assume that this is all in direct response to a video I made several years ago. I am too scared to watch it back myself for fear that it is offensive, rude, and horribly embarrassing, and so all I can say is - you're welcome, and I am sorry.


And also, just because for some reason it linked in without me asking it to, and therefore is proof my rivalry with Dakota Fanning needs to be kicked up a notch, here is this video.