A. The definition is hard to find because of an alphabetizing
quirk.
B. All time and space collapses in on itself.
C. A vent opens in the ceiling and a balloon slowly floats out
with 'well done' printed on it.
D. A man creeps out of the nearest closet in a dark suit and
intones 'we've been waiting for you'.
E. An all out war breaks out between those who support
quintessential freedoms and those who don't support them because they can't
spell 'quintessential'.
F. Your friend turns to you and says 'pff, you still look things
up in the dictionary? What a loser'.
G. All of the above because today was the best day of my life!
Obviously the answer is E! No wait, wait G! Because it's that
time again, the time for me to talk about how today was the best day of my
life.
And oh yes, it t'was a doozey, I watched some cricket, did some
acting, ate some yummy food, skipped exercise for a whole day for the first
times in weeks, and I looked something up in the dictionary like the
non-conformist hard core badass motherfucker I am. I mean I can't remember what
I looked up but for some reason my left leg just circumnavigated the moon
without me, so what ever it was it must have been pretty damn sweet.
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