'I think whoever did this was probably a very bad man' said the cop, overlooking the scene of a grizzly murder.
'Oh, wait, is that why we call criminals "the bad" guys? Ha ha, I just got that, I always thought it was like a two sporting teams, we're both the bad guys to each other' he added chuckling.
Suddenly his eyes got wide.
It was to be the last day he ever saw tazing torsos, cracking skulls, and mopping up blood as mere fun and games. Sadly he was never able to see the scene of a horrific murder born in terrifying blood lust as a source of humor again.