Thursday, March 24, 2016
Things like chopsticks
Oh man if I was holding a bowl of rice right now the things I would do, the THINGS I WOULD DO!! Oh yeah, I'd do things. THINGS I tell ya!
Oh yeah I'd do things like COUNT the rice!
I so would count the rice.
One, two, three AND so on!
Like that wouldn't be the end, there'd be more than that, the so on bit...
Eight, nine, ten even!
Oh man, if I was holding a bowl of rice right now there could TOTALLY be as many as ten rices!
Depending on the size of the bowl.
Oh man, if there were more than ten rices the things I would do, the things I WOULD DO, oh yeah I'd do things! I'm talking THINGS!
Things like name other things that come in more than ten.
Oh hell yeah I would.
I'd count things that come in more than ten things harder than mice count hammers in hardware stores they've broken into and don't want to be hammered in.
I SO would. I'd count things that come in more than ten.
Trees, people, types of hat AND so on.
Like that wouldn't be the end. I'd count even more that. If there ARE more. And there might be? Who knows?
Well If I had that bowl of rice, then potentially I would know!
Depending on whether there were more than ten rices.
Which there may well be!!
Depending on the size of the bowl size.
And most bowls aren't tiny!
That means, to my best guess at least, that there could be at least six more things that come in more than ten! At LEAST six.
Wow. Oh man. If there were more than six more things that come in more than ten the things I would do. Things I'm saying. THINGS!
Things like trying to remember things. Things I tell you!
I LOVE remembering things.
I'd remember things like things that I've previously encountered like the way rats remember which hardware stores their mouse friends have been hammered in!
I would totally remember things that had happened before.
The past, times before now, historical occurrences of my existence AND so on.
Like that wouldn't be the end. Because WHILE I was saying that other things had happened. Like a rodent ate all my rice.