I pretended to be a woman on dating apps and here’s what I learned

I’ve always thought women had it easier on there, but oh boy.

Here’s what I learned

1. I got so many more matches than normal, just like loads of them.
2. But guys sure can be half assed with their first messages “hey”, “what’s up”, “nice tits” - I mean come on dudes, a bit of class please - write “breasts” or “knockers” please.
3. Some of them questioned whether my photos were real or not, which is not flattering at all.
4. And hardly any of them believed that I even was a 20 year old Scarlett Johansson who’d traveled forward in time to try and breed with future people.
5. Those that did believe either didn’t even want to breed with me right away or if they did they wanted to breed in their bunkers.
6. Half the guys I did meet up to shag didn’t want to wear a condom.
7. Some of them seemed to just want to use me for my Time Machine, and when I said “to go back and kill baby Hitler” they’d laugh and say “ha ha, close” and then they’d drape their naked bodies in this weird red, black and white flag, and chant in German and then say “by the time we surface from this bunker we’ll be kings, well not you, only men can be kings”.
8. Some of the guys were shorter than they said they were on their profiles! That’s messed up dude.
9. I didn’t even get pregnant, so all of those promises that “my seed is strong and pure” were lies too!

All in all it was a lovely and eye opening experience getting to see how the other half live, and I learned a lot. Plus in preparation I waxed off all my body hair and I just did a personal best speed on the local mega water slide. Hell yeah!

Nice "knockers"