Follicle follies - A Poem

Follicle follies 

Clive was cast in the play just because they liked his hair

But when his hair won best actor at the Golden Theatre Awards and didn’t thank Clive in his speech 

He shaved it off in revenge 

The play never recovered after that 

In fairness the play was called The Heir to the Magical Hair of the Hairness Hair Society 

But also the play was awful

So there’s that too

Proof that hair does exist