‘What do you mean my brother saw your cheek?’
“It was an accident I swear, there was a big gust of wind that blew my headscarf slightly off my cheek, it was just for a fleeting moment’
‘Fuck you, you bitch whore, get outside so I can stone you to death’.
Next week on the real housewives of Iran find out which of your favourite housewives daughters gets raped and killed after it was discovered a boy had had an impure thought about her.
Life is short. Or perhaps it lasts for a really, really long time. No one is really sure. Which sucks. If they can't figure that out definitively then what else don't we really know? The perfect size for a jar? What a fuckin' miserable thought. Fuck that. Instead here are the silly, weird, unhinged, absurd, silly, stupid, completely unrelated to hinges (moslty), poorly edited, outpourings and thought vomits of a silly idiotic teddy-bear of a dickhead. Staring David 'Pinky-Von-Sox' Tieck
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