The bathy drinky shower.
While running a bath use an electric shaver next to a cup full of your favorite beverage. Now sink into the warm, comforting water and have a few sips of your beverage now surprisingly full of beard whiskers, or whiskerfull as I like to call it. After a few moments you may now remind yourself that baths are kinda fucking boring, so stand up and have a shower instead.
If you are a person who enjoys a bath you may skip the whiskerfull drink, but you don't have to skip it.
If you enjoy a whiskerfull drink but don't enjoy baths don't think you can just skip the bath section, because drinking a beverage, whiskerfull or not, is very difficult in the shower.
If you don't have running water in your house you are probably not reading this right now.
If you have taken the time to read this to someone who does not have running water in their house the perhaps try spicing the story up for them by handing them something during the middle section. I suggest a glass of some sort of beverage.
If you think it is pretentious to use the word 'beverage' instead of 'drink' then you may have a point, but then again isn't the word 'pretentious' in itself kind of pretentious?