Substance abuse is a great way to forget your troubles.
If by abuse you mean - till you can't possibly handle anymore
and if by Substance you mean - cuddling kittens
And if by the . at the end you mean - plus consuming vast quantities of mind altering chemicals
And if by the after the . you mean - just joking, it would be irresponsible for me to suggest such things especially seeing as I don't partake in any drug taking myself, unless you count alcohol, and seeing as you definitely should count the biggest death causing drug of all, then I guess I am just a hypocrite and probably shouldn't be trusted anyway
But then again, if you to you the above sentence meant all that, maybe your troubles run a little beyond my ability to help you.
Life is short. Or perhaps it lasts for a really, really long time. No one is really sure. Which sucks. If they can't figure that out definitively then what else don't we really know? The perfect size for a jar? What a fuckin' miserable thought. Fuck that. Instead here are the silly, weird, unhinged, absurd, silly, stupid, completely unrelated to hinges (moslty), poorly edited, outpourings and thought vomits of a silly idiotic teddy-bear of a dickhead. Staring David 'Pinky-Von-Sox' Tieck
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