Saturday, June 8, 2013

And now your average insomniatic thoughts by Dave

- I should write a joke about the phrase 'there is nothing sadder than' where the punchline is listing all the things that are really actually sad, like babies born dead, and famine, and fans of (insert pop music celebrity that you can't believe anyone could like in here) but who gives a shit about this fucking shit
- I should draw on my leg to test out if I maybe want a tattoo there 
- why is the world so god damn quiet 
- 330am, definitely not going to get enough sleep, fuck I hate having to get up early 
- you know because people say 'there's nothing sadder than' and then say things like 'an old man trying to be hip' or 'a teenager trying to be grown up' or fans of (insert pop music celebrity that you can't believe anyone could like in here) but none of those things are actually sad, so referencing a baby actually BORN dead would be hilarious right? 
- I'm so not tired, I'm epically not tired, why have I once again set my life up so I have to go to bed when I'm not tired? 
- fuck this sucks shit
- yeah getting yourself more and more frustrated will help a lot, nice one Dave, you fucking idiot
- my legs hurt, actually ache from insomnia, pathetic 
- if I lived in an age of wild animals hunting humans I would so not survive, which means my ancestors probably bred young then got eaten, fuck I hate them
- I drew a cartoon I wanted tattooed on my calf like a decade ago, but I never got it - yet I still kind of want it, that's a good test of longevity right? 
- why am I seeking approval as usual, just be your fucking self Dave, who gives a shit what other people think, seriously why care? 
- I mean some of them are probably actually fans of (insert pop music celebrity you can't believe anyone could like in here) and how could you care about the opinion of someone who likes them?
- Auuhhjggghhhh 
- I'm frustrated
- (insert hilarious wrap up type thing that pulls this all together here)
- fuck this shittin shit fuck (yep, that works... Dave, you're amazing... you genius!)
- Ha ha - dead babies!

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