Life is short. Or perhaps it lasts for a really, really long time. No one is really sure. Which sucks. If they can't figure that out definitively then what else don't we really know? The perfect size for a jar? What a fuckin' miserable thought.
Instead here are the silly, weird, unhinged, absurd, silly, stupid, completely unrelated to hinges (moslty), poorly edited, outpourings and thought vomits of a silly idiotic teddy-bear of a dickhead.
Staring David 'Pinky-Von-Sox' Tieck
Monday, May 5, 2014
Here's a joke for you
what do you call a shark that's gotten lost and then been saved by you,
yet is now epically taking up your tub space AND table salt supplies,
while also being a surprisingly good friend?