Monday, September 15, 2014
How to make 2.5 billion dollars – easily
Apparently some game called minecraft just sold to Microsoft for 2.5 billion dollars. I have no idea what this game is, and I don’t care to know. What I care about is that this lovely exchange of finance and gaming has shown me that making 2.5 billion dollars really easy.
Here is how it’s done.
A. Invent a game of some sort.
C. Sell this game to Microsoft for 2.5 billion.
Now all you have to do is figure out what B is, that can’t be too hard it’s like, it’s like the second letter in the alphabet for Christ’s sake, and you will have made 2.5 billion dollars - easily.
PS. By reading this you owe me 10% for expert guidance.