Life is short. Or perhaps it lasts for a really, really long time. No one is really sure. Which sucks. If they can't figure that out definitively then what else don't we really know? The perfect size for a jar? What a fuckin' miserable thought.
Instead here are the silly, weird, unhinged, absurd, silly, stupid, completely unrelated to hinges (moslty), poorly edited, outpourings and thought vomits of a silly idiotic teddy-bear of a dickhead.
Staring David 'Pinky-Von-Sox' Tieck
Friday, January 9, 2015
A beautiful life lesson
This morning I helped save a toddlers life who'd fallen in the gap between the train and platform.
Thirty mins later I was standing at the lights and accidentally farted in baby in a strollers face.