The best Day of my Life Metophoria – And the trundle is facetious


 But the story doesn't end there.  

Why?

Because of the following conversation:

‘Did you just sneeze’?
‘Yes, why do you ask?’
‘Because I think I just heard you sneeze’.
‘Yes, I gathered. However I am not asking you why did you think I sneezed. I’m asking why did you query whether I sneezed?’
‘Oh I see. Well I was hoping to have my curiosity and suspicion turn into confirmation and knowledge’.

With this simple conversation we have uncovered numerous undeniable truths.

-       Someone may or may not have sneezed.
-       Someone may or may not have asked them about it.
-       Today was the best day of my life.
-       Some people are dicks.
-       Some people have dicks.
-       Todd is an interesting name for a horse.


But the story does not end there.

Why?

Because of the following conclusion to that conversation, which is actually kind of important, because without a satisfying ending then what the hell was the point of typing this up:

‘I can conclude that your curiosity is indeed suspicious’.
‘And with that conclusion you now have knowledge’.
‘How so?’
‘For it is upon concluding something that one can confirm its termination’.
‘I don't believe that to be incontrovertibly true’.
‘Perhaps not. However it does sound like something that might be true. Am I correct?’
‘I suppose that is something I can agree upon’.
‘Well if it sounds like it might be true how do you know it to not be true?’
‘I never claimed to know it to not be true. Merely that I can't say that for certain, and therefore you cannot say it is for sure not correct’.
‘Ah, but answer this. If you cannot answer it, but also cannot disrepute it, then is it not true that you cannot unravel the mystery behind it’s creation?’
‘Well to be perfectly honest, I don’t know what the fuck is going on anymore, am I the one who sneezed or are you?’
‘Exactly’.
‘Oh oh oh oh, fuck yeah! I understand’.
‘Or do you…’

Aren’t satisfying endings like super satisfying!

With this simple satisfying supposition we have uncovered numerous undeniable truths.

-       Someone may or may not have sneezed.
-       Someone may or may not have asked them about it.
-       Dave felt like using the computers thesaurus feature today.
-       Some people are vaginas.
-       Some people like vaginas.
-       Musky is an interesting smell for a client roster.

‘Or do you…’


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